Bein’ a snowman on the coldest morning ever

Bein’ sexy in my 5 star hotel room

Bein’ drunk at a taco place.

Bein’ cute last night at a 70’s Berlin themed bar.

I know lol they sent me an IPad!

ryhawks:

babyimjustsoggyfromtheemo:

babybrowniespecial:

ifonlyyouwerefood:

fun. | We Are Young (Simlish Version)

i’m crying because someone somewhere bought this

what the fuck 

i… what

omfg hahahaha

Amazing.

(Source: iammonroe)

So I did some research and it turns out that “Siamese fighter fish are happy in tiny little spaces!” thing is a total myth, they can survive in tiny spaces because of the shape of their lungs, but apparently they get bored and depressed. So I bought him a nice roomy 3.5 litre bowl and a cool rock to hide under. As soon as he went in his blues and reds got brighter and he just seems way more active now. Next week I’ll buy him a live plant and some better food, since he seems to hate his pellets. He also hates my dog, and my dog doesn’t seem to like him much either, which has provided some entertainment. Sigh… Reluctant fish mum blog.

Hiding in storage waiting for this bumhole day to end.

I’m setting up a better living situation for my birthday fish tonight. He’d better enjoy it.

Yay birthday holiday tomorrow!

themossikeepinmypockets:

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/roo/3022439363.html

“hello, I am a woman(I am not a gay)looking for a woman roommate who is responsible, not a gay”

“Requirements:
* TB test
*No shoes inside the aparment
*No pets
*Backround check
*You can not bring your boy friend or friends to the apartment
* No drama,no party,no smoking or drinking alcohol,when you drank alcohol don’t come to the house”

yeah okay

I’m on the bus and just audibly laughed because I remembered how much I love the phrase “bag of dicks”

Don’t ever buy your friend a live fish as a cute quirky present.

Ughhhhh honestly since that anon I have felt really bad, I mean, I joked about it, but then I really thought about it and I was like “don’t be a dick, Olivia, change your URL, lest you be one of those people who thinks they get to decide what terms are offensive or not”. So since I finally saw the most recent Muppets movie last night I’m thinking my new URL will either be
- eightiesrobot
Or
- iluvjasonsegal4evaputurspermsinmeplzjason
What do you think?

It’s a quote from Bring It On, aren’t classic cheerleading comedies exempt from the rules of social correctness? That’s what my last newsletter said :/